wopie.

For startups

Investor updates, weekly metrics and follow-ups. On time.

The founder work that slips when you're building, pulled from your billing, analytics and CRM, drafted in your voice, and never sent to an investor or customer without your yes.

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Wopie deliversInvestor updatesWeekly metricsCustomer follow-upsHiring digests

The problem

What actually eats the week for startups.

Three things that quietly cost the team days a month, and what Wopie does about each one.

  • Investor updates slip

    The update is due monthly and gets written the night before, from numbers nobody has had time to check.

    Wopie drafts it from Stripe and analytics in your voice, ready for you to edit and send.

  • Nobody owns the metrics

    Everyone assumes someone else is watching the numbers, so for weeks at a time nobody is.

    It posts them weekly in the channel, from live data, without anyone having to ask.

  • Founders do the admin

    Follow-ups, pipeline hygiene and scheduling land on the two people who should be selling and building.

    Wopie takes the assembly and leaves the decisions with you.

Why startups choose Wopie

Built for the way startups really work.

  • Founder leverage, not another tool

    The recurring writing and reporting gets done in the channel you already live in. No new dashboard to babysit.

  • The numbers, every week

    MRR, burn, pipeline and usage pulled and posted on schedule, so you're never scrambling the night before the update.

  • Nothing sends without you

    Investor updates and customer replies are drafted for you and wait for approval. You stay the voice of the company.

The work it takes off your plate.

Each one shows what it costs you today, what you ask in the channel, the steps Wopie runs, and the finished work that comes back.

Monthly investor update·Founders·#leadership

Today: Written the night before, from numbers nobody has checked.

@wopie draft this month's investor update from our metrics and highlights

How it runs

  1. 1Pulls revenue, growth and burn from Stripe
  2. 2Reads acquisition and activation from Google Analytics
  3. 3Compares against targets and last month's update in Notion
  4. 4Drafts it in your voice, and waits for you before anything sends

An update in your voice, ready to send

Stripe StripeGoogle Analytics Google AnalyticsNotion Notion
Sends only after you approve.
Weekly metrics·Growth·#metrics

Today: Everyone assumes somebody else is watching the numbers.

@wopie post this week's growth and revenue numbers before our sync

How it runs

  1. 1Pulls the week's revenue and movement from Stripe
  2. 2Reads traffic, signups and activation from Google Analytics
  3. 3Writes the deltas against last week from your Google Sheet
  4. 4Posts them to the channel on schedule, without being asked

The weekly numbers, in the channel

Stripe StripeGoogle Analytics Google AnalyticsGoogle Sheets Google Sheets
Internal, no approval.
Customer follow-ups·Sales·#sales

Today: Conversations go quiet and nobody notices for a fortnight.

@wopie draft follow-ups for deals that went quiet this week

How it runs

  1. 1Finds deals with no reply in HubSpot
  2. 2Reads the last thread with each buyer in Gmail
  3. 3Checks the next step recorded in Notion
  4. 4Drafts a follow-up per account, each held for the owner's approval

Follow-ups from the real conversation

HubSpot HubSpotGmail GmailNotion Notion
Each waits for the owner before it sends.
Hiring pipeline digest·People·#hiring

Today: Candidates stall between stages with nobody owning the move.

@wopie summarise where every open role stands and what's blocked

How it runs

  1. 1Reads the pipeline and how long each candidate has sat in stage, in Notion
  2. 2Checks who is waiting on a reply in Gmail
  3. 3Flags who has been stuck longest and who needs a decision this week
  4. 4Posts the digest to the hiring channel

A pipeline digest, blockers flagged

Notion NotionGmail Gmail
Posted for the team.

How it works

One brief. Then it owns the work.

  1. 01Delegate

    Mention @wopie in a channel or thread, the way you'd brief a colleague.

  2. 02Gather context

    It reads the thread and pulls live data from the tools you've connected.

  3. 03Produce

    It builds the finished thing: the report, the replies, the pack, the brief.

  4. 04Approve

    Anything sensitive, external or irreversible pauses for your yes.

  5. 05Deliver

    The output lands back in the thread, and again on schedule if you ask.

One brief across your stack

It reads the tools startups live in.

  • Slack Slack
  • Microsoft Teams Microsoft Teams
  • Stripe Stripe
  • HubSpot HubSpot
  • Google Analytics Google Analytics
  • Notion Notion
  • Linear Linear
  • GitHub GitHub
  • Gmail Gmail
  • Google Sheets Google Sheets

See all integrations, 3,200+ in total.

Not a chatbot, a copilot, or an automation

Other AI waits for a prompt. Wopie works for the founding team.

  • ✕ A chatbot answers, then you go and do the work.
    Wopie does the work and hands back the finished thing.
  • ✕ A copilot only helps inside the one tool it lives in.
    Wopie reads across every tool the job actually needs.
  • ✕ An automation breaks the moment a field moves.
    Wopie adapts, and says so when something doesn't add up.
  • ✕ Point tools need a fresh prompt every single time.
    Wopie runs on your schedule, in the channel you already use.

Keep control

You stay the voice of the company.

Internal metrics post automatically. Investor updates and customer replies are drafted and wait for you. Nothing sends until you approve it.

Permission rules

#sales · set by admins
Wopie wants toPost inside a channel it's invited to
Rules
checking the channel's rules…

Audit trail

  • Every decision is recorded here with who, what and when.
wopie #sales · 8:04 AM

Each one references the last conversation and the open question, not a template. 7 follow-ups written.

Paused. These send from each owner's inbox. Each owner reviews and edits their own before anything sends.

ApproveEdit

Every approval, edit and rejection is recorded with who, what and when.

  • SOC 2-ready controlsControls mapped to SOC 2 criteria; audit evidence available for review.
  • ISO 27001-aligned policiesSecurity policies written against the ISO 27001 control set.
  • GDPR-aware data handlingData minimisation, export and deletion on request, EU-aware processing.
  • DPA publishedOur data processing agreement is public at wopie.ai/legal/dpa and can be countersigned for your procurement review.
  • SSO / SAML-readySingle sign-on flows ready for identity-provider setup.
  • Audit trail availableEvery delegated request, output and approval is recorded.
  • Built on independently audited providersAWS, Vercel, Supabase, Anthropic, Slack, Microsoft and Stripe each hold their own SOC 2 and/or ISO 27001 attestations for the layers they run. Those are theirs, not ours; Wopie's own attestation is in progress.

Questions

Questions Startups teams ask first.

That's exactly when it pays off. It gives two founders the reporting and follow-up output of a much larger team, in the tools you already use.